Pillow Lips



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   For those of us who enjoying watching reality TV I have to say that the Pillow Lips on Beverly Hills Housewife Taylor Armstrong are not only ridiculous looking but a complete waste of this woman's "vast" fortune...or should we say her husbands.

   This is one trend that I am completely baffled by. The people who have also done it are idiots and so is Taylor for following suit. In the before picture Taylor is young and has a natural glow but in the after she looks like she has had more plastic injected than a Barbie mold. Armstrong, who is 38 years old, has admitted to having a lip implant in her top lip, cheek implants, breast implants, professional dental work (aka veneers), and of course like any true Beverly Hills resident, Botox.

Commonly used Cheek Implants

Silicon Breast Implant

   Okay, let me just say that I have absolutely nothing against plastic surgery. I'm all for the fake boobies and the Hollywood white teeth, but I do not understand why women (and some men!) feel the need to take it this far. Taylor cannot possibly think that she actually looks good. Let's just make it clear, okay sweetie? Your friends and family and any other idiot that tells you "No really, you look great!", they are lieing to you! You look like shiny hard plastic, and not in a good way. If there is one. This girl is half a nip/tuck away from being the live feature at the Las Vegas wax museum.  Her cheeks look manly, not striking which is what I assume she was going for....her lips look like a small child's bicycle inter tube that's been overinflated and she has had so much botox injected that she looks utterly that same when she is crying, mad, sad, or ecstatic. I think she looked ten times better before she underwent any type of cosmetic surgery. Hey, your almost forty! So what, OWN it. 

Lip Implant Surgery

  In the partial words of Taylor's Housewives co-star Kim, "Don't! Go blow up your lips some more!"